The Y chromosome is allergic to Kohl's

Random tidbits from our shopping adventure today:

5 minutes after walking in to the store:
E: "Are we almost done?"
Me: "No. We just got here."
E: "Is there something specific you need?"
Me: "Just shopping around."
E: "Then why are we here?"
Me: "I want to look for some shirts."
E: "Sounds specific to me."
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Later, in regards to the mannequins:

E: (As loud as possible) "Do these things have private parts?"
Me: "Shhh. Not really."
E: "Then why did they put underwear on them?"
Me: "I guess they're trying to show us what the underwear would look like when you're wearing it."
E: "I don't think it would look like that on real people."
Me: "I agree, son."
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E: "Do you like that shirt you're holding?"
Me: "Yes."
E: "I don't think that color is pretty. But sometimes we don't agree."
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E: "I like that shirt. But it does kind of make your butt look big."
(Please note that I only tried on a shirt. I was wearing the same pants I wore to the store.)
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E: "Are these the shoes Tony Hawk always wears?"
Me: "No, but I think he helped design them."
E: "What?! Why would Tony Hawk waste his time on shoes? Don't girls usually make shoes?"
Me: "No way. Boys and girls both make shoes."
E: "Weird."
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Me: "Let's go get you some new underwear."
E: "Why? I have a lot of underwear."
Me: "But you need new stuff. They're getting worn down."
E: "No, look - the ones I'm wearing are fine."
Me: "There a hole right there in the waistband."
E: "Only one, though."
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E: "Are we done here?"
Me: "Yeah, we can go ahead and go."
E: "I'm exhausted."
Me: "Me too."
E: "My feet are tired."
Me: "My brain is tired."