Calming him depresses me

E: "Mom! There's something wrong with my skin!"
Me: "What? What's wrong?"
E: "When I was in the shower, I noticed that my skin is really straight."
Me: "Straight? What are you talking about?"
E: "It doesn't have any bumps or wrinkles."
Me: "It's not supposed to have bumps or wrinkles."
E: "Then why is your skin so bumpy and wrinkly?"
Me: "What?! It's not bumpy and wrinkly."
E: (Pointing to my stomach and rubbing his cheek) "Like here on you."
Me: "Well, some bumps and wrinkles just happen when you get older."
E: "So my skin is fine? It's just 'cuz I'm young?"
Me: "Yes, love."
E: "And yours is like that because you're older?"
Me: "And because I have you."