Me: "Look how big your feet are getting! You're growing up too fast - stop it!"
E: "Not gonna stop. I'll be taller than you soon."
Me: "Ridiculous. I'm going to use this remote control to rewind your age back a few years."
*I make a goofy rewind sound*
E: "Goo Goo Gah Gah. Change my diepee!"
Me: "Oh, no way. Need to fast forward just a little bit."
*I make a goofy fast forward sound*
E: "You went too far, Mom. I'm ten now. Quit treating me like a baby. I hate living here and can't wait to get my own place."
Me: "WHAT?! That's how you're going to feel when you're TEN?!"
E: "It's hard to know how I'll feel when I'm ten. I imagine I'll be pretty moody, though."
Me: "I think moody is supposed to happen around 12 or 13."
E: "Well, I hope I never hate living here and stay here forever."
Me: "Hm. Maybe I'll just hit the pause button on 8."
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