Sunday morning commentary...

While watching Bizarre Foods...

E: "What country is Seoul in?"
Me: "Korea."
E: "North or South?"
Me: "Oh. South, I think."
E: "Did you know that North Korea and South Korea don't like each other?"
Me: "Yep. They have a lot of problems."
E: "It's crazy. The President of Asia should step in and be, like, 'Enough already. Share your stuff.'"

A little later...

E: "I'm trying to record Rudolph, but it says two other shows are scheduled to record at that time: New Girl and Teen Mom 2."
Me: "You can cancel New Girl."
E: "Why not Teen Mom 2? Didn't you watch it when it was recorded before?"
Me: "I did. It's a new one."
E: "A new Teen Mom? When will these girls learn? Quit having babies already."

And a little later...

E: "Quit kissing me! It's gross!"
Me: "But I looooove you! It's not gross."
E: "Is, too. They're germy and smell like octopus."
Me: "Octopus?! You're nuts. You've never even smelled an octopus."
E: "I know, but I bet it smells like that leftover turkey you just ate."